Welcome to the first ever Alan Smithee Film Festival Review! It was all online this year, but did that mean that the movies were virtual stars or digital stinkers? Only one way to find out on the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
Prithee join us upon yon movie recommendation most terrifying, forsooth we view THE VVITCH upon yon Netflix. For thou mayest also recommend and thee and thine fair podcasters shall view it. For this be the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY CHEST HAIR OF SEAN CONNERY ON THIS LOUD EPISODE OF THE ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW! (Sorry for the sound quality, I’m still figuring things out. #quarantine.
Hey, it can’t be worse than Suicide Squad, can it? Find out on this quarantine edition of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
Oi! Ya right geezah. Listen in as Damien desperately tries to remember Michelle Dockery’s name, and Ben dives deep into cinematic storytelling, only on the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
It’s been 3 and a half years leading up to this magic moment! Ben and Damien review what could be called the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time. Or not! Who knows? Find out on EPISODE 100 of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
Now I say, this here’s a murder mystery! You don’t see these much around much anymore! Find out why you read this as Foghorn Leghorn on the latest ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
COME WITH US IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! I mean see an alternate timeline where a Terminator sequel is actually not bad! ONLY ON THE ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
BRAAAINNSSS!! Does this movie have any? Find out on this episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review!
You want a class war? This is how you get a class war. Joker on the Alan Smithee Film Review!