I see a little biopic-o of a man. Freddy Merc! Freddy Merc! Can you make a podcast-o? Bad singing, half-baked takes and all the wonderful consumer info you need on this episode of the ALAN SMITHEE FILM REVIEW!
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Zee Germans attempt to build DAS UBERMENCH using the secret OOZE beneath a small French town, and only zee Americans can stop zem! Find out how on ze ALAN SMITHEE FILM REZENSION!
If you AIN’T GOT TIME TO BLEED because you’re trying to GET TO THE CHOPPA, then listen to this retro review of the 1987 classic Predator and become a SEXUAL DYNAMO!
Rhymes that keep their secrets / Will unfold behind the clouds / And there upon a rainbow / Is the answer to a never ending story. On the latest Alan Smithee Retro Review!
Hoo boy, this isn’t your typical Alan Smithee fare! Join Ben & Damien as they do a review that tries its best, but probably fails to do any of the subject matter any justice! It’s a Spike Lee joint!
You’re going to need 1.21 jiggawatts in order to travel back to 1955 in order to enjoy this micro-retro-review of Back to the Future, coming from our new home at Epikos Comics & Cards in Hixson, Tennessee!
My hat is like a shark’s fin, as we join us with Jason Statham as he fights off a prehistoric MEGa shark on the latest episode of the Alan Smithee Film Review!
What’s impossible is still looking as young as Tom Cruise at 56. Discover the fallout of the latest Mission Impossible movie on the Alan Smithee Film Review!
¡Ay díos mío! Los chicos volvieron a causar problemas al sur de la frontera en Sicario: Día del Soldado, y no me refiero a Thanos y Frankie Four Fingers. ¡Solo en El Alan Smithee Film Review!